billi butterfield

a fucking dirty sket

ew yano that billi butterfield

by dr.sket October 9, 2018

Butterclench

A cross between butterflies in one's stomach and a stomach clench. A feeling one gets when they think about someone horribly sexy.

Bree: Oh my god, did you just see that smokin' guy walk past?
Brooke: Yes, they made me butterclench.

by ZillaMonster July 26, 2011

Buttercreamabetes

Illness caused by a massive intake of buttercream. Symptoms include irrational crying, weakness in the knees and heart, high blood sugar, and nonsensical thoughts.

Melville ate so many cupcakes that he eventually got buttercreamabetes.

by Stellalooneyrooney. May 23, 2013

butterbae

not really your bae. your bae that has a bf/gf. like everything but your bae.

"Damn, my bae is fiiiiine."
"who?"
"insert name here''
"doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
"fuck him, she's my butterbae."

by normallyyyy October 9, 2014

buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017

butterfilk

Butterfilled milk, when milk has gone bad and gets all chunky, butterfilk

Eeww, the milk has turned to butterfilk

by Nikkidew August 3, 2018

Buttereyed

The split second when you and your crush catch each other’s eyes. Or the split second you and your crush’s eyes meet because they caught you staring from the other side of the room.

“History was so boring! But guess what!!! Alex and I looked into each other’s eyes! I was so Buttereyed😍😍”

by Mehdoubletripleweirdo August 29, 2018