buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016

buttermilk stick

Penis

Hey! Don't point your buttermilk stick at me! I'm on my lunch break.

by zzzzxxxx April 24, 2010

butter dick

when someones dick is so slippery

"babe, it keeps slipping out, I think you have a butter dick"

by mayb kuma October 29, 2017

Buttermilk Jones

Verb. To dominate others during a competition or execute masterfully in a solitary activity.

We were up 7-0 after the first inning, we gave them the full Buttermilk Jones.

I set a new personal record on that ascent, I Buttermilk Jonesed that climb.

by SGC in San Diego November 10, 2013

buttermilking

When you eat nothing but cheese for 24 hours and then somebody fucks you in the ass.

"I had a crazy weekend in Napa; nothing but chardonnay and buttermilking."

by SpezzzGhost April 14, 2020

butterstick

Butterstick is a derogatory term used to describe a player in a video game (RTS or FPS). A butterstick is a player who melts under pressure and is easy to go through (provides little to no resistence to their opponents in the game). A butterstick is a gamer who is no longer a newb, but whose skill in the video game has never increased.

1) Phanstern can't stop my attack, he's a butterstick. I'll slice through him, pwn his base, and then start in on the next guy.

2) Any of you buttersticks up for a game?

3) Not sure about popcorn, but there's plenty of buttersticks out tonight.

by Valdarez November 10, 2008

buttersack

its one of those things. you will know it when you see it.

Matt ~ have you ever grabbed a buttersack by the butt?
Jared ~ uh whats a buttersack?
Matt ~ you'd know if you've grabbed it

by doolica13 October 14, 2009