Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape

Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"

by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008

broltergeist

A male friend who is like a ghost - never around to hang out - because he is too busy spending time with his girlfriend.

Jimmy is a total broltergeist these days. It seems like he's never here at the man-cave.... just stopping in to change his clothes before he goes off galavanting with that controlling girlfriend of his - Rhonda!

by dtotheb February 13, 2010

Broless Beer

noun.

refers to a beer consumed without the company of a bro or bros.

That shitface Anton bailed on me. We could have been on UD looking up shit like Angry Dragon, but he's off frolicking with some chicks. Looks like i'm gonna have a Broless Beer tonight.

by Ah Huang November 29, 2012

broley

its actually named after character from a cartoon show (but most use the name for dogs) it means very energetic ,loveable, sweet, curious , welcoming , fun to be around and to fun to play with , he is so handsome and cute,adorable . if he dies you will cry forever , he will leave a hole in your heart if you leave him or if he leaves you . he is a bit of a troublemaker but overall an amazing noun .

-hey i heard you have a dog

-yeah is name is broley , he is so sweet
-aww

-yeah every time I come home he runs to the door waggling his tail and trying to lick my face .
-i wish i had broley

by deixe February 26, 2018

Broette

A chick that is bro enough to be a bro. Bro

Sammy is a broette fo show. She fronted me that good.

by Chet McChet May 13, 2018

brodetteski

A special name for you girl best friend, that helps you when your sad, try’s to make you happy and nice and is very loyal.

Milena you are my brodetteski.

by BPPG January 23, 2020

bronet

Bronet is when 2 bros or more get the same thought or they say something exactly the same at the same time. In other words it's when bros connect in another level.

Bro1: F*ck you

Bro2: F*ck you

Bro1: BRO we connected to the bronet we brobots
Bro2: BRO we so connected right now

by Sky Alex February 26, 2020