A country americans know NOTHING about and base all their perceptions on stereotypes that have never been true, and when brits to try to tell those fat yank cunts otherwise they just fucking contradict you. They all think we live in castles, and wear tweed and bowler hats, have bad teeth and say idiot shit like "tally ho" and whatever the fuck. THIS IS BULLSHIT STEREOTYPING AND WE CAN DO IT TO YOU YANKS YOU FAT, COWBOW HAT WEARING, AROGANT, OVERLY RELIGIOUS LAZY "YEEHAA" SHOUTING DICKHEADS!
Also any fucking idiot american who says "britain is a small island" should look at a fucking map, it a fucking huge island, infact its the 8th largest island in the world, a small island would be jamaica or sicily, britain has counties that are bigger than those islands. BUT YOU YANKS WOULDNT KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOUR FUCKED UP IDEAS OF THE REST OF THE WOULD IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT ONE BECAUSE YOUR AN ARROGANT AMERICAN.
Also any fucking idiot american who says "britain is a small island" should look at a fucking map, it a fucking huge island, infact its the 8th largest island in the world, a small island would be jamaica or sicily, britain has counties that are bigger than those islands. BUT YOU YANKS WOULDNT KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOUR FUCKED UP IDEAS OF THE REST OF THE WOULD IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT ONE BECAUSE YOUR AN ARROGANT AMERICAN.
American tourist at buckingham palace no fucking suprises there: HEY HOW BOUT WE GO AND SEE THE REST OF THE CITY OF ENGLANDLAND?
Other american tourist: NAW WE MUSNT DO THAT, IF WE DO WE MIGHT SEE THAT THE REST OF BRITAINLAND IS NOTHING LIKE OUR STUPID STEREOTYPES AND THEN WE WILL LOOK LIKE A RIGHT BUNCH OF IDIOTS! YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Other american tourist: NAW WE MUSNT DO THAT, IF WE DO WE MIGHT SEE THAT THE REST OF BRITAINLAND IS NOTHING LIKE OUR STUPID STEREOTYPES AND THEN WE WILL LOOK LIKE A RIGHT BUNCH OF IDIOTS! YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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