braining

When a man takes his nut sack gym bag and places it as close to the face of a sleeping victim as possible. A picture is then taken with the balls/victim in the same photo.

Chris fell asleep, so I brained him.

Braining is fun, but my nuts get camera shy.

by Amber June 01, 2004

Brain

A clusterfuck of neutrons that are supposed to make you smarter but at the end of the day you still cheated on me and got caught you slut Sarah!

Sarah how could you do this to me! At least have the brains to be sorry!

by Quentiam October 15, 2019

brain

To brain someone is to club them in the head with something, possibly until you see brain leaking out.

That was so sweet when she brained that guy with a brick.

by shellita November 03, 2006

brain

sucking of the penis

she gave me some brain

by karl February 24, 2005

brain

to give a blow job or to recieve one

Damn dogg Im in need of some brain

by Dan Pope-Davis February 21, 2005

brains

A one-hand grip maneuver performed on a scrotum; either your own (usually during the penis showing game), or someone else's (during oral sex, foreplay or cbt). The scrotum is grabbed near the base, squeezing until the skin is tight and the testicles beneath bulge out to form the appearance of left and right "lobes" of a brain.

And right when he walked around the corner, POW! got him with the brains!

by Phoenyx November 16, 2006

brain

Any individual (male or female) who posesses an I.Q. greater than 170 who is completely absorbed by books, music, and other subjects not remotely related to sports. The opposite of a jock.

Co-worker: Hey, did you see the Eagles games last night?

Me: That's none of my concern; I'm not a jock, I'm a brain.

by Michael B. Morton September 20, 2006