botarded

(adjective) Showing phenomenally poor qualities; especially intelligence, taste, or character; lacking any redeeming features whatsoever.

guy: "Haha, look -- this flier says 'Apply today for positions in biotch!"
girl: "That's bio-tech, you idiot. How can you be so botarded?"

by j² January 13, 2006

BOTALS

Battle Of The Afternoon Lady ‘Staches

When you are in a situation where there are two or more women in close proximity to you, and at least two of them are sporting emerging moustaches

Dude, you should have been in my 3pm meeting. It was completely BOTALS!!! Bridgette had Rita by a full Billie Dee Williams. Two more hours, and she’d have been mistaken for Rollie Fingers!!!!

by Furry Trout May 6, 2010

Bota

Bota (n.)- The coolest guy in the room. He could be the skinniest, shortest, little guy in there, but he can out-talk, our-smart, and out-perform anybody. He’s at least okay at anything he does and feels like it’s no big thing. He’s the guy everyone and no one wants to be. If you fall in love with him, nobody will blame you, but don’t expect him to notice. He doesn’t know what Love feels like, so you have to really want him to be persistent enough to get him. He can cook you whatever you want, as long as it’s not a well done steak. He loves to play games, just not with your heart. If his seemingly infinite knowledge of music doesn’t impress the ladies, then his easy smile and fuck-all attitude will put those bitches to bed.

Stacy: “Who’s that guy over there downing drinks and singing like Jim Morrison?”
Jessica: “That’s Bota.”

Tanner: “Dude, that’s like his 17th double shot of Goose and he still hasn’t missed a trivia question.”
Darryl: “That’s so Bota.”

by MSPC February 2, 2020

botart

someone who is mentally challenged

that guy just walked into the flag pole, he is such a botart.

by bee February 26, 2004

Botard

one who is enrolled in B.O.C.E.S.; commonly found in the lower-Hudson valley region of New York

"Poor botard. He couldn't even make it into Spring Valley High School."

by I am a botard June 9, 2004

Boak

Barf.

Where is Maynard?

He drank too much 'shine and ran outside to boak in the bushes.

by Big Polla January 24, 2023

botanical Jesus

(or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.

Let botanical Jesus into your lungs !

by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005