Bota (n.)- The coolest
guy in the room. He could be the skinniest, shortest, little
guy in there, but he can out-talk, our-
smart, and out-perform anybody. He’s at least okay at anything he does and feels like it’s no big thing. He’s the
guy everyone and no one wants to be. If you fall in love with him, nobody will blame you, but
don’t expect him to notice. He doesn’t know what Love feels like, so you have to really want him to be persistent enough to get him. He can cook you whatever you want, as long as it’s not a well done steak. He loves to play games, just not with your heart. If his seemingly infinite knowledge of music doesn’t impress the ladies, then his easy smile and fuck-all attitude will put those
bitches to bed.
Stacy: “Who’s that
guy over there downing drinks and singing like Jim Morrison?”
Jessica: “That’s Bota.”
Tanner: “Dude, that’s like his 17th double shot of Goose and he still hasn’t missed a trivia question.”
Darryl: “That’s so Bota.”