VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 11, 2002

get on it like a car bonnet

To 'get on it like a car bonnet' is used as a verb in modern day English to describe the action of becoming excessively inebriated under the influence of alcoholic substances in a very short space of time.

Tim: "Alrite mate, are you drinking tonight?"
Harry: "Yeaa mate, I'm going to get on it like a car bonnet!"

by PrudeParent August 7, 2011

vee dub bonnet

n/adj.slang. Female genitals that have had the pubic hair well trimmed into a 'V' shape above the labia and had the pubic hair removed from the labia.
The name comes from the appearance of the female gentials since thay resemble the look/shape of a Volkswagen trunk/bonnet.

The woman has the nicest vee dub bonnet.

by Fish January 6, 2005

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

Sphincter Bonnet

A term for asshat reserved for polite company or an ass hat of feminine manners and personality.

Excuse me miss but you are being a sphincter bonnet.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

Stede Bonnet

The Gay pirate from taika waititi's gay pirate show "OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH" who left blackbeard stranded on a dock because he was too scared to be in love

"you are such a stede bonnet kinnie, man. admit your feeling or it might be too late!"

by GL4MR0CKZ March 7, 2023

I'll Tap Your Bonnet

A term used widely by South Africans to exclaim dismay at another road user or offensive person also threatening with violence to follow. Originated from the action of slamming your hands on a car’s hood (bonnet) to get the attention of the driver.

If you continue moving forward and hit my bike, I'll tap your bonnet.

by BigPapaJaco November 17, 2010