Bonner

Bonner- A real erection as opposed to a lolcat.

Navs- 0MG, GUYS I HAVE A BONNER.
Cool Kid- What?
Navs- Me and Nishi have the same last name I have a bonner!
Cool Kid- R0fltank
Navs- Ok you need to relax.
Ambiqua- I really like small things
Navs- 0MG, I have a R34lly Sm4ll penis!

by B0n3rch4mp January 29, 2009

breakfast bonner

When a dude wakes up in the morning and has a bonner

Dude i'm sick of this breakfast bonner.

by Cooch of H-Town December 13, 2006

bonkerdog

cat - crazy, such that it surpasses the behaviour of a meer mutt

fetching a thrown object and bring it back to be thrown again - headbutting you for affection - sitting on the bit of newspaper you are reading and insisting that you pay attention - tripping you up on the stairs because you showered before feeding it - bonkerdog

by cloudhopper January 7, 2006

Bonner

A girl boner

That boy was so hot my clit popped a bonner

by BonnieRulz June 25, 2008

Bonner Juice

Cum
Spunk
the product of masturbating
Jizz

Did you make bonner juice last night boy?

by Mr Spy Boy .. im watching you December 24, 2010

bonneritis

When you have an unwanted bonner that will not go down, even after attempting to free your mind.

"Damn, i have this raging bonner right now, i must have bonneritis"

by cryocardio April 23, 2014

Bonner

Something you grapple.

I am going to grapple your bonner.

by Anoonymoise May 9, 2018