blunderbuss

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.

Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.

by dom January 22, 2013

Blunderbuss

1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat
2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin

Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!!
Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!

by Drew January 15, 2003

Blendered

To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.

Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.

by MrTadius December 10, 2007

Blunder

A breakfast meal, between the hours of lunch and dinner.

That party was crazy last night. I can't believe we slept until 2 pm. Let's go get some blunder.

by The Real Mr. Turbo July 16, 2015

blundee

hawking a loogie into a partner's bumhole and using a hand to smear the mucus and poop into poocus.

She gave me the best blundee last night!

by blundeee August 6, 2008

Blunderguff

Farting just before a sexy lady comes into a room

Dave Matthews "Blunderguff"
Dude2 "Why?"
Dave Matthews "Sara from receptions just walked in"
Dude2 "Fail!"

by sickdom June 10, 2011

blinkered

You guys calling the original guy an idiot are all wrong. I'm a huge horse racing fan, and racehorses wear blinkers. A carriage-pulling horse, or a jumper, wears blinders, but the hoods that some racehorses wear are indeed blinkers, which is where the term comes from.

One of the most famous racehorses of all time, Secretariat, wore blinkers in all of his races.

by FusaichiPegasusK April 2, 2005