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Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.
(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!
by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010
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cockage blockage

A. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka Brandon O.

B. when said "friend/room mate" is always around and wants to be gay with you aka Brandon O.
by dill pickles January 11, 2008
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digital blackface

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface
by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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Blackface Hand

The act of painting Black on the "face" of a hand.....to mimic a person of African American origin(s).
#AlexisMason was the first person to ever use "Blackface Hand" on the Internet in September of 2022.
by #AlexisMason September 6, 2022
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Bookface

The Anthropomorphic Personification of literature.

Bookface lives in The Great Library in the Sky, where all the original copies of books go when they are no longer needed.

And in this GLS, he requires complete. And utter.

...Silence.
Bookface never speaks. Just glares. All communication occurs on index cards with neatly handprinted locations of books in the library.
by friendlyscholar January 25, 2010
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Blacklace

Hmmmmm .... A Control Freek From #Blueyonder , Yes ... That's About Right.
You Were Banned From #BlueYonder By Lace (Don't Say Hi To "ME")
by Ha I'm Not That Dumb October 24, 2003
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Blackface

When a white girl (very light skin asian girls count also) is earing your ass out and you shit on her face.
Mike: I just gave Nancy blackface last night.
Tom: Oh shit! You mean she was licking your asshole and you shit on her face?
Mike: Bet!
Tom: Bet!
by ThaNeggar April 23, 2020
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