blitz

A massive E-assault using AIM's warn feature, sending their warn level to 100% and rendering their screen name useless for a time.

A successful blitz can use as few as three people (or screen names) and be over in a matter of seconds.

No longer works due to upgrades in the system.

James was acting like a faggot so he got blitzed to 100%.

by Logan January 2, 2005

blitz

A spree.

He just spend $60 in a candy-buying blitz at Wal-Mart.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.

Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.

by rhastings88 November 30, 2010

Brown Blitz

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020

Fitness Blitz

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".

"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."

by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009

Bichon Blitz

When your dog, specifically the Bichon Frise breed, runs crazily around the house. It usually occurs after a new person comes into the house or the dog is excited by something. The dog will usually run in a pattern, consisting of jumping on furniture and running around, under, or through furniture.

My dog bichon blitzed after my brother ran through the room.

by bichonblitz August 19, 2009

Blitz Studying

The act of quick-fire studying or cramming information the night before or even hours before an exam.

Todd: I hate that we have the Physics test today. Did you atleast study for this one?
James: Just another night of blitz studying, don't worry about me.

by iBotulo May 5, 2021