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Bitchfingle

Retarded bitches wiggle there falangies or dicks
My gf is a bitchfingle
by Johny dick finger September 29, 2019
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bitchstigator

The Bitchstigator is an ego-maniac (usually a female) who thrives on pointing out how great they are, preys on the weak and convinces others that everyone else is an idiot. They successfully utilize tactics to avoid responsibility and accountability. They also love using others to do things they don’t want to do. When confronted by authority, they often deploy rapid tears to deflect from the root cause.

While being a bitch, they love to instigate. They live for it. Sometimes quietly, but often not and they utilize their network of minions to do their bidding. The Bitchstigator has been compared to David Koresh as a Cult-like leader. This individual is highly toxic and loves polarizing and defaming those who they see as a threat...especially those who they deem as an idiot (usually people of authority).

They are a bitch and an instigator at the same time.

Avoid this individual at all costs.
John: “I had a 1:1 with Tom and gave him feedback about lessons learned from yesterday. Great meeting. Good stuff. Then, the next day, Tom told me the lessons learned were all wrong and the people affected can fucking deal. I saw Tom talking to Michelle after I had talked to him and Michelle was pointing at me and Tom was laughing. WTF is going on?!?”

Rodney: “Sigh...The Bitchstigator has struck again”.
by #StopTheBullshit April 21, 2021
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Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
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black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
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Face Bitching

The act of always whining or complaining on social media sights. Never posting anything positive or happy, The tendency to whine to whoever you have friended wether they wnat to here it or not.
Did you read Johnny's latest post on Facebook?

No, I dont have to.

Why?

He is always face bitching about someone or something.

Yeah your right he is a face bitcher for sure.
by Surveying fool April 28, 2013
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bitching

when a girl start compelting about something.
it between crying and competing.
ok if she is not crying or competing, she is bitching
by guy talk April 19, 2010
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bitchering

A very loud and annoying form of complaining. A combination of both bitching and bickering.
Stop your bitchering!
by Riyan Amla May 21, 2005
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