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Birthday Minute

When the time of day matches the month and day of your birth. Usually when the time is shown on television.
by toypit June 16, 2016
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Birthday suit

Basically naked , the way one is born , defined by renowned spokesmen M o h a k C
I feel really comfortable roaming around home in my birthday Suit.
by fragger123 December 7, 2017
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Birthday

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
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birthday tool

A person who feels the need to make sure absolutely everyone knows it's THEIR birthday. These people will constantly remind everyone they make eye contact with, and count down through their facebook statuses several days in advance. Even though everyone has a birthday, they feel that theirs is somehow equivalent to a national holiday.

Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.
Birthday tool: ZOMG MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS!!!!1!!!1!
Normal Person: ...Cool.

on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.
by i.have.no.name. November 4, 2009
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Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.
Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!
by Craiglang May 9, 2022
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Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you
Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!
by Goldmatch May 3, 2014
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happy birthday sophia

its my best friend sophias birthday today
by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019
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