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Belking

-noun
1. the act of a person, animal, or thing that belks.
2. managing or executing: the belking of a task or mission.
3. an act of childish tomfoolery. Most commonly associated with pranks involving facebook, woodberry jokes, or some combination of the two.
4. the condition of having hair with a crisp golden-blonde sheen.

–adjective
5. succeeding, winning, or completing a task beautifully.
6. smiling and walking with a satisfied strut and smile. Usually after a prank or conversation with respected person (i.e. coach, teacher, store owner) over 40 years old.
1. It's weird, I've been belking so hard the past three days that I've been able to get my schoolwork done, have a blast, and look pretty while doing it.
2. Did you see how much Belk was belking last night? It was really fucking sweet, man.
by AlecDarby November 17, 2010
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Bending Nails

Wasting time, or taking a long time to get prepared.

Especially used if a group of people are waiting a straggler, spending time on a trivial, non vital task.
by Nail Bender November 27, 2012
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Bending your mind

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.
by asianrocks September 26, 2014
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Bending Party

When 3 or more people meet up to fuck but to get better access to the genitalia they dislocate their lower extremities hence the bending party.
Guy 1: “Hey man you wanna come for a bending party?”
Guy: 2 “Hell yeah, but I’m gonna need a ride to the ER after lol”
by A lost soul October 8, 2021
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Small Balding

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.
Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?
by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020
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elbow-bending

drinking (this term comes from the arm motion that one must make in order to bring the bottle to the mouth).

VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
Bob: "What up Jimmy let's go elbow-bending with good ol' Jack Daniels."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
by Nick D September 21, 2003
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bending

v. Being able to control matter without touching it.
Did you see the last episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender?
No, was it good?
Yeah, Zuko looked really sexy when he was bending that fire.
by Uncle Iroh October 21, 2011
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