Grain Belt Beer

A brand of beer brewed in New Ulm, Minnesota. Popular with middle aged men and college kids. Rarely found outside of the Midwest.

My dad has a case of Grain Belt Beer in the garage.

by Mike Oseranski November 16, 2006

busch beer

Budweiser's inbred little brother, Busch is the official beer of the homeless & rednecks across the united states. Designed to be cheap & get you piss drunk. Goes great with hunting, NASCAR, beating your wife or staggering in and out of traffic with a cardboard sign.

"Aw hell Billy Ray is hitting his wife on the porch again."
"Of course he is bro its Sunday, don't you see that 30pk of Busch beer next to his banjo?"

by TheBeerMaster October 8, 2013

Beer Nap

Its the nap you have after consuming a bit too much beer. Your friends think you've just passed out but you are convinced you just dozed off cause you are a bit tired.

Check out Dan, he has passed out from way too much beer. Nah man, he is just having a beer nap, I had one last time we went out bro.

by DOZMcOZ October 14, 2009

shower beer

The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.

Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.

by Dustwel October 9, 2009

beerbortion

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.

"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"

by yesgregyes May 22, 2010

beer plus

the situation after a byob party where the host discovers guests have left a lot of beer behind

Dude 1: I heard your party last night was baller
Dude 2: Yeah it was sweet- wasn't planning on having it, but it was mad fun. Plus I ended up with a lot of extra booze, totally beer plus

by Cat (like meow-meow) November 1, 2011

beer sweats

An uncomfortable condition of excessive sweating the day after binge drinking. Caused by all the booze screwing up your hypothalamus, which regulates your body temperature.

Yeah, I was pretty tore up last night. Now I'm paying for it with a splitting headache and a bad case of the beer sweats.

by DownWithGravity June 24, 2013