Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

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beefoholic

Someone who loves a bit of beef. Can’t get enough… gets peckish and tip toes to the fridge to eat a slice of beef. The type of person who would shout down the table “GOT ANY BEEF?” In search of any leftovers.

Hi, my name is _____ and I’m a beefoholic

by Secretbeef March 27, 2024

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