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Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!
by beacherman July 30, 2009
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beatness

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.
"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"
by kagus christ October 30, 2003
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The Beatles

Gosh, the best boy band ever! *bleat* they’re so great! *bleat* Rolling Stone Ragazine always says they’re the best! *bleat* So it must be true! *bleat* ….Right?!?
Gosh, if you don't think the Beatles are the best boy band ever, I'm gonna BEATle you up, got it?

The Beatles are not American artists--they're British.
by Ali Baa Baa December 10, 2012
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The Beatles

Considered one of the first Boy Bands marketed heavily to teens of the Baby Boomer generation, and among the most influential to pop music, their early songs were catchy pop tunes. During their later psychedelic drug phase, they wrote a lot of nonsense lyrics like I Am The Walrus and Yellow Submarine with catchy tunes, too.

John Lennon became the most controversial member because of his social conscience, criticism of the Establishment, and opposition to war and bigotry.
Aging white males who are part of the Establishment now tend to gush over The Beatles' style of Pop.
by NotAllThat June 25, 2012
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Beatles Fandom

One of the most amazing groups of people you will ever meet.

Not to mention their flawless taste in music, they also have a flawless taste in MEN.
They may seem like they're making fun of the beatles sometimes, but it's only because they love them.

They are able to make speeches at any time about one or all of the beatles, they're like the Robert Kennedies of the fandom world.
Things that the Beatles Fandom will commonly refer to:
Paul McCartney's heterosexuality is immovable.
Ringo put your boner away.
John, stop gazing at Paul.
George god dammit put that sandwich down for heavens sakes.
by Theoneandonlybillyshears February 14, 2012
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Beatlemaniac

The biggest proactive fan of popular british band The Beatles, who only like bands and don't say negative things about other bands. Can easily leave bisexual Directioners or faggy Beliebers behind. Know what great music actually is, and for that matter have a very good taste in music. Possibly the awesomest fandoms ever to roam the Earth.
Gal1: Dude, I am starting to like The Beatle's songs.
Guy2: I think you're becoming a Beatlemaniac.
Gal1: Is that good?
Guy2: Damn right it is. *croutches* I love the Beatles, and so do you. Will you marry me?
by A very good guy May 17, 2013
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Beanhead

1. A non-racial generic insult for someone
2. A term of endearment for a significant other or friend
1. “You’re such a beanhead”
2. “See you tonight beanhead”

An extension of bean
by butchcoolidge May 28, 2021
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