Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

keeping up with the Botwins

Much like 'keeping up with the Joneses', in which a family competes with neighbors to own the coolest home, car, things, and kids; keeping up with the Botwins is the struggle to afford to do so through crime. The name is derived from the Botwin family in the Showtime series Weeds, led by Nancy Botwin, who sells marijuana in order to provide and protect her family, who follow in her criminal footsteps.

I was wondering how the family down the block could afford three Lamborghinis and a Porsche until they got busted by the cops for keeping up with the Botwins.

I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!

by Gingerwhalegw June 9, 2013

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer November 9, 2006

bathin apes

Shoes that cause haterz to get mad at soulja boy

Soulja Boy: Whats hannenin?!

Hater: you bastard, you have bathin apes

Soulja Boy: Haterz gettin mad cuz, i got me some bathin apes

by whozey January 9, 2008

Batwing Teabag

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth

Damn was she a trooper as I batwing teabagged her. She was smiling with such sluttiness.

by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009

bathing ape

A shoe company, also known as BAPE, based in Japan. They specialize in hip-hop and urban stylings.

I got me some bathing apes.

by Pastor T-Love January 4, 2009