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World-beating

The UK’s new COVID 19 track and trace system is world-beating

Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.
by LaarsHead June 19, 2020
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bajingo

(noun)a vaginia. The term comes from the NBC series Scrubs as a reference to a vaginia by the character Dr. Elliot Reid who does not like to verbalize genitalia.
I was with the OBGYN girls and saw like 300 bajingos.
by Joey T3 June 22, 2006
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beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
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Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln
Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.
by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006
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beating it

Austin almost got caught beating it
by Crf.500 January 23, 2016
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batting for the other team

by elf August 23, 2003
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bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.
When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat
by Da Man too June 30, 2008
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