Baristatute

A barista who knows how to cup both your balls and your mocha. Generally are found at Starbucks or Seattle's Best, but the best and hottest are found in Italy. Baristatutes also can handle warm liquids in or around their face.

That baristatute really frothed my milk.

by Pety April 23, 2008

Barista

A poorly paid individual who politely endures the torture of rude posh customers every day they are at work. They are usually extremely interesting and intelligent people, yet are submitted to constant patronisation and unnecessary abuse by the individuals they serve.

Identifying a Barista:

They often show fabulous abilities in memory...
Customer: "can I have a large extra hot soya 2 shot latte, 3 small cappuccinos, a medium wet chai latte, and a tea with 2 tea bags...to take away?"
Barista: "No problem"

They are identifiable by their muscular arms built by carrying enormous trays of dishes and coffee beans across their store...
"Look at those arms on her!"
"Yeah, definitely a Barista"

When a Barista approaches, you will smell them before you see them, and can hence never be tired in their presence..
"Do you mind going on the sofa tonight? You smell of coffee so much that I can't sleep!"

They are faster than ninjas with their hands on that coffee machine...
Barista: "Your coffee is ready madam"
Customer: "Woah already? I hadn't even reached for my purse yet!"

They are polite, despite being continually tested by rude people...
Silly individual: "I want a filter coffee with no milk please"
Barista: "Sure, here you go - enjoy!"
Silly individual: "I WANTED MILK WITH IT, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?"
Barista: "Oh, I'm so sorry sir, here's your milk"

A Barista is always hard working, yet underestimated and under appreciated by many.

That girl is amazing, do you know much about her?
She's a Barista.

by Truthfulgirl July 8, 2014

barista

Snobby fuck who makes coffee.

That damn barista started yelling at me for ordering my coffee 'to-go'.

by D-Ren July 28, 2008

soda barista

A female (the male term would be baristo) who holds up the line at a fast food soda fountain because she fills her drink then leaves it in the way so she can get a lid, sugar, straw, etc. instead of moving the drink out of the way.
She doesn't care that she's in the way and holding up the line. In fact, she may feel so important that she is entitled to do this!
It's the same kind of conceit that one finds in people talking on cell phones while driving too slowly and not paying attention to others.

All I want is a coke! I wish that soda barista would hurry up and get out of the way.

by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008

Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away

<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish

by Jeff December 14, 2003

Barris

A bald muscular man with deep blue eyes. A chick magnet.

Look at that hot guy he is such a Barris.

by Sandy Ghallager September 6, 2011

barnisseur

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

by weasel990 October 7, 2010