the barnyard

When a bunch of guys do "the goat" at once. Basically a horrendous sight for the victim if he's straight.

OMFG, y'all got me with the barnyard, you sick bastards.

by Greg The Man August 13, 2006

bolivian brown barnyard

note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch

when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.

I just gave that chick a Bolivian brown barnyard

by Alex Rudebega lolz May 11, 2009

og barnyard

A girl named amber Frazier that rides around in a white suv giving away pussy.

Look over there that looks like an og barnyard coming down the road.

by BigBankHank1981 May 13, 2022

Barnard Castle

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

Barnard Castle

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

by W_M_D May 27, 2020

Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

by Niverslice May 26, 2020