barnacle status

When somebody in the friend group is temporarily demoted from friend status due to some sort of altercation/situation. Yet they have not yet reached frenemy status as it would not feel right without at least having them around. Reaching barnacle status enables said party a small amount of conversation in the friend group, but not to the extent where others will laugh at their jokes. After an agreed amount of time by the friend group, the outsider may be promoted back to friend.

Person 1: I am so mad at *name* for getting so wasted last night, he/she completely humiliated me in front of everybody!
Person 2: Dude don't worry, he/she knows he/she reached barnacle status because of last night

by Matsumoto111 June 5, 2010

park barnacle

Someone who hangs-out in snow, skate, bmx or other similar recreational park without participating. Can be used to express derogatory or complimentary statement.

1. He's just a park barnacle

2. That girl is a sweet park barnacle!

by misterj December 10, 2008

beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.

She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.

by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020

acorn barnacle

Basically, an acorn barnacle is when the female has a barnacle-looking patch growing between her legs, along with maggots eating away at her pearl. There is a video online that you can watch to get a better picture.

Dave: yo dude i just had sex with tz the other day and turns out she got acorn barnacles
John: holy shit!!!

by saccharinsugar February 29, 2016

Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.

Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!

by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014

stupid barnacle

Someone who acts like a stupid sea arthopod, commonly known as a Barnacle.

Stop being a Stupid Barnacle.

by Astupidbarnacleboy October 14, 2017

rusty barnacle

(n) - an inverted or pronated rectum, damaged by anal sex with an unusually thick dick or dildo.

(n) - an anus or rectum that protrudes like a barnacle from the asscrack, usually from rough anal sex

She told him that she liked it rough, so it wasn't his fault that she got a rusty barnacle.

"You know how huge Bob is - don't let him do anal or you'll end up with a rusty barnacle."

by dimebag40 April 9, 2010