Bollocks

Good ENGLISH swear word.

Americans talk bollocks.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

A phrase originally from British Television programme modern toss, but featured in many amatuer HOMFIELDstudios movies found on youtube.com
Originally used in Modern Toss, when character "Alan" wrecks a family barbeque. But now used frequently as a comeback or alternative to "Am i bothered?"

Person 1 gets a A* in their exams and Person 2 only gets a C:

PERSON1: Haha, I did better than you!
PERSON2: Well, bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

by Papa Fuzz May 19, 2008

Monkey Bollocks

Slang for the Nintendo Gamecube game 'Super Monkey Ball'.

I achieved a very high score on Monkey Bollocks

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

lady bollocks

When the inner vaginal lips (labia minoria) extend further than the outer vaginal lips (labia majora) therefore creating a hanging meaty pussy effect.

Many men are aroused by Lolly Badcocks lady bollocks or "My goodness, your lady bollocks hang lower than my nuts"

by lilycyanide February 22, 2010

copper bollocks

A man with ginger pubic hair.

John has copper bollocks but black hair. I think he dyes it.

by Dr_Nick March 22, 2006

dog's bollocks

(UK) Slang for something that is the cremé-de-la-creme, the leader in it's field

"My car's engine is the dog's bollocks."

by - August 4, 2002

Bollocks like dice

A term used to describe a man who is under the thumb.

As in does everything his girlfriend says.

also known as pussy whipped.

Is Lee France out tonight?

Nah mate, you know the crack there, his bird has his bollocks like dice.

by sugarjay9 July 11, 2010