pug ballet

A euphemism for an unlikely event.

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

The Ballet Dancer

During sex,when man and a woman stand facing each other and the woman raises one of her legs up and wraps it around the guy's butt while pulling him into her with her leg.

Amber and I did The Ballet Dancer last night.

by Dimmu=TheNowegianBetrayingTM September 21, 2015

Bathroom Ballet

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.

“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.

by Banana & Split April 7, 2022

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021

Canadian Ballet

Euphemism for a strip club.

I rounded up the guys and we headed across the border to see the Canadian Ballet.

by Kevbo August 24, 2003

Canadian Ballet

Stripper Joint

Dude, I gave all my ones to the collection box at the Canadian Ballet.

by DaSnooze April 19, 2016

african ballet

The sport of professional basketball

Did you see the Knicks get their asses handed to them by the Heat in last nites african ballet?

by Shaniqua OranjuWeese January 24, 2006