Captain's Badge

A common phrase used to describe a cavernous vagina (vag).

Hey Grandma, do you have room in your Captain's Badge for my camera?

by jewed-star October 4, 2010

Scout’s Badge

The asshole. The bunghole.

My scout’s badge is mungy.

The counselor snuck in and pinned my scout’s badge.

by Dick Onchin August 31, 2020

chest badger

A patch of hair on a man's chest, usually directly between the nipples and centered under the neck. To be a true chest badger, the patch of hair must stand alone and must not connect to any other hair in the chest, back, or shoulder region.

That guy has a fantastic chest badger! It doesn't even connect with his nipple hair!

by FATTYAPPLETOM October 12, 2009

badger snatch

During homosexual male intercourse; While one man is thrusting on another from behind, the "giver" reaches around and rips out as much pubic hair as he can from his partner. This act is usually performed in prisons as a sign of domination.

Be careful in using this phrase in polite society, it will often make your audience vomit.

Dog why you gotta badger snatch me like that, my dick region is gonna be sore for days now.

by ssafdsasdf August 4, 2007

bitch badge

Tattoo on a woman's back above her butt. AKA Tramp Stamp

check out the bitch badge.

by Erok011 January 11, 2009

Badger's Law

Websites that contain the word "truth" within their URL have no truth in their content. The term was coined in 2016 in response to various posts from crank blogs, such as truthkings, posting pseudoscientific material.

"Hey, check out this post at www.thetruthaboutnasacoveringupthattheearthisflat.com. It really opened my eyes."

"Badger's Law says otherwise."

by JoeDredd September 5, 2016

llama badge

Little badges people can give you on the the new Ver.7-ultra-web2.0 Deviantart. The badges are represented as one llama that 'levels up' to gain little pixelated clothes and change colours. How many llama badges you have directly effects your e-penis, and groups sprang up quickly after the introduction of llama badges specifically for their exchange.

llama badges coinceded with the introduction of points, another way DA entices you for cash. (The other is Premium Membership). Points can be given like badges and exchanged for memberships, prints, and Deviantart swag. Points could be exchaned for usefull- even 'real world' things, but you could also use them to buy llama badges.

That's right.

You can pay money for little pixel-llamas that do jack shit.

Thanks, Deviantart.

LLAMA BADGE=LIQUID SEXX

by Ғiǥuᴚe ℗ᵒi₦ᵵ ❿ June 15, 2010