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jackhammer

1. A sexual manuver of constant re-penetration; basically taking the dick in an out of the vagina (or anus) repeatedly, in a 'jackhammer'-like motion / or jacking off on a chick's face from a really short distance away

2. a prototype 'automatic' shotgun (worked with a feeding mechanism much like a revolver), was designed by John Andersen, it fires 12 gauge rounds, in a 10 shot 'magazine', has a ROF of approximately 4 shots per second. These are not really in any form of production
" Dude, I jackhammered pretty good her last night, she can barely walk now"
by LarryVR April 19, 2006
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Joliet Blackhammer

A sex position where you kill 2 African Americans and then have sex on their dead bodies. Named for the sex act performed after a double homicide committed in Joliet IL January 10th 2013. Joliet Blackhammer is a play on the name of Joliet's former minor league baseball team the Joliet Jackhammers.
A white trash quartet from Joliet topped of the evening with a Joliet Blackhammer.
by Red Bushrod March 4, 2013
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smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring
by Michael Kain May 23, 2006
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Jackhammer Teabag

To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer.
"Ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the balls to her face rough"
by Teddy Franklin June 7, 2007
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backhander

(after being pulled over by a policeman for speeding, Granny Pubby has a few tricks up her sleeve...)
"Would a backhander get me out of this trouble, luv?"
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
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Mississippi Jackhammer

When a guy gets a boner, then pounds it on the forehead of his significant other, creating a jackhammer like scenario
Colin just totally mississippi jackhammered katie!!!!
by JCKM April 30, 2009
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rotc jackhammer

When you wear a Army uniform and a strap-on while have sex with your lady.
"Damn man last night I give the trick the ROTC Jackhammer and she came in second"
by Sgt . Skeeter March 16, 2008
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