BK Backporch Griller

A surprising, unexpected buzzkill. It sneaks up on you from behind as only a backporch griller (i.e. backdoor man) can.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Thanks a lot for breaking my piece. Just because we were doing an a capella version of Lil Troy's "Wanna Be a Baller" doesn't excuse you knocking it off the sink.

I'm really sorry.

Not good enough, this is a total BK Backporch Griller.

by Smollie October 21, 2009

backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.

Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"

by Aniraf March 16, 2014

backhatch

The sexual desire towards ass-flap pajamas

Damn I got a Backhatch towards grandma when she wears those pajamas.

by SniperPlus April 2, 2015

backhand tennessee

A legendary jerk technique known only by the most prestigious of virgins. The ancient art of the sometimes called “revert jerk” involves massaging the male penis with a reverse grip. For this technique you will want your pinky to be the closest finger to the tip of your penis. Sometimes known as the “Kentucky relay” and sometimes even the “Cog Railway”, this new found grip is guaranteed to change you’re life forever.

“I’m single for Valentine’s Day I guess I’ll have to go home and rock my world with the backhand Tennessee tonight.”

“I walked in on my 10 year old brother doing the Kentucky Relay last night.” “Well damn , he must be a fucking genius because it took me years to fully master my grip.”

“Shits been getting pretty boring with my girl lately. I might have to break down and make that bitch give me the ol’ Cog Railway before it’s to late.”

by Grandmaster78 February 15, 2018

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

by jews69 March 20, 2016

backcomb

To comb hair towards the roots, esp. to increase volume and esp. common of a scene kid or person with dreadlocks.

The key to making realistic dreads is backcombing - literally, combing the hair in the opposite direction to which it 'grows' (or would if it was coming off your head).

by Wrench May 3, 2006

backhand panther

to have ones hand reversed whilst wanking.
you have your/someones palm on top of cock instead of underneth.

.backhand panther

by donkey cock999 August 3, 2009