When a girl or guy that has a boyfriend/girlfriend and has sexual intercourse with another girl/guy, or when they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they just have sexual intercourse with a person without a label.
"he's humpin and bumpin with someone else!"
":o"
"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?
":o"
"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?
by 0001122 February 19, 2011
Get the humpin and bumpinmug. Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009
Get the Bumpin the Toadmug. The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five
Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.
by Megatronwins March 4, 2018
Get the Bumpin' brownsmug. by BoringTodd December 23, 2017
Get the Bumpin dumplinsmug. The act of two girls smashing, vag on vag, while one girl has whip cream in and/or around the vagina, the other with cherry fruit filling.
Guy 1-"It was cool that bitch bein' a lesbian at first. Then the bitch started pissin me off with all that pie bumpin'."
Guy 2-"Good thing her and Alishia don't start bumpin pies, could end up being a cheese danish."
Guy 2-"Good thing her and Alishia don't start bumpin pies, could end up being a cheese danish."
by lotsandlotsofherb October 26, 2010
Get the Bumpin Piesmug. To argue with someone... to get up in their face, so much so that you're in a close enough proximity to them to where your chests are touching or are nearly touching.
by MissLatinaPreciosa January 2, 2007
Get the bumpin' tittiesmug. The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.
by Tardified July 30, 2010
Get the Bumpin Ugliesmug.