bumpin' biscuits

The act of violent scissoring.

That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.

"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"

by working... March 23, 2016

Bumpin dumplins

(Adj) The sweet art of making love.

Last night my Mom walked in on me and my Boo bumpin dumplins.

by BoringTodd December 23, 2017

Fuzz Bumpin

A sexual act with maximum pubic hair contact.

Bob: Fuzz bumpin is fun

Mom: You damn right son

by Frozen Bob April 19, 2017

Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.

by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

Bumpin' Jimmies

When you're getting after it with your gettin after it crew

"Hey did you go out tonight?"
"Hell yeah man I was bumpin' jimmies all night"

by DamagedX October 29, 2022

bumpin' titties

To argue with someone... to get up in their face, so much so that you're in a close enough proximity to them to where your chests are touching or are nearly touching.

Paloma and Maria were bumpin' titties over that fine gato named Rico.

by MissLatinaPreciosa January 2, 2007

Bumpin Uglies

The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.

Bumpin Uglies. That girl is a perfect example.

by Tardified July 30, 2010