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Broner

When a straight male gets a semi hard on from the thought of taking gay actions
it was once said that wrestlers will frequently get broners.
by bababababam July 2, 2011
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A sweaty brony which erects his penis to my little pony.. a Broner.
Sweaty Brony: ahhhhh pink pony is having a bath *broner intensifies*
by Dyleon October 1, 2019
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That erection heterosexual men get when
A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness
or
B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.
A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner.

B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.
by Jesus on crackers April 11, 2010
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When Two dudes are talking about chicks they have fucked and the dude who is listening to the story gets a boner.
Johnson: the other day i space docked this richously hot bitch at some frat party there was mad poop on her vag.
Steve: no fuckin way that just gave me a ragging broner.
by ScrewgongTheDugong November 3, 2008
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The use of boner as a metaphorical term for excitement, with a play on words of bro.

A broner is the excitement a man receives when he's informed of a bro related event that the man is eager to experience. When a man gets a broner, he is not erect it is merely a metaphor for excitement.
Bro #1: "I got us tickets to the Superball!"
Bro #2: "Dude, I just popped a broner."
by Regieboy September 25, 2011
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A completely non gay experience in which one bro observes another bro having an erection. Following the experience, the observing bro may follow with "congrats on the broner, bro."
dude, this is our first broner. I know you're ready for spring break with that flagpole.

Nice Broner
by Bromosexual Harassment Lawsuit February 27, 2011
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Having any kind of homosexual feeling or getting an erection in a homosexual matter.
Dude i think John is getting a Broner for Ben.
by Quinton1019 March 1, 2011
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