Broner

A sweaty brony which erects his penis to my little pony.. a Broner.

Sweaty Brony: ahhhhh pink pony is having a bath *broner intensifies*

by Dyleon October 1, 2019

Broner

A bro who has a boner but is very chill.

I was telling my bros how I was playing cod when i got a nuke and a sandwich, and immediately got a broner.

by NattyIceKing April 2, 2011

Broner

That erection heterosexual men get when
A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness
or
B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.

A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner.

B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.

by Jesus on crackers April 11, 2010

Broner

When Two dudes are talking about chicks they have fucked and the dude who is listening to the story gets a boner.

Johnson: the other day i space docked this richously hot bitch at some frat party there was mad poop on her vag.
Steve: no fuckin way that just gave me a ragging broner.

by ScrewgongTheDugong November 3, 2008

broner

The use of boner as a metaphorical term for excitement, with a play on words of bro.

A broner is the excitement a man receives when he's informed of a bro related event that the man is eager to experience. When a man gets a broner, he is not erect it is merely a metaphor for excitement.

Bro #1: "I got us tickets to the Superball!"
Bro #2: "Dude, I just popped a broner."

by Regieboy September 25, 2011

broners

When "bro's" hang out and don't score with the ladies and/or partake in mainly homosexual-esque activities.

Person 1: Have you seen Craig's group of dickheads hanging out over there?!
Person 2: I sure have, what a group of broners!!

by Ginner-Gravy June 30, 2011

Alligator Broner

When your with the guys and you get a hard scaly erection

Dude I have such a alligator broner

A plate of mayonnaise, alligator broner

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 22, 2020