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Get the Braden mug.Worlds smallest peen and is the worst surfer you will ever meet. Ego is massive and sucks at most sports. No girls will ever like him and very annoying. Tries to be a cool kid and sits with a josh.
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Get the Braden mug.son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.
by picturetoburn November 21, 2010
Get the braden mug.He uses his middle name (Braden) instead of his real name, because it’s a family name. He’s complicated. If you like him, you head WILL get confused. Does he like you... or not? He try’s to act cool, like Jim from the office, and you soon find out that 40 other people like him too. Shit.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
by person6769 December 8, 2018
Get the Braden mug.A man obsessed with the phrase “ballsack”. He loves kissing his friends goodnight and going the extra mile in school. His parents are Paul Beaney and Bobbie Thompson. Bobbie is now with a disabled man named Shawn. Shawn loves grilling while practicing tricks in his wheelchair. Shawn also is a top 5 player in wheelchair basketball. Braden really loves doing anything for his friends, even if it is considered homosexual. His first and last name is considered a meme. He also loves mooing, who he learned from Shane Smith.
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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