bogometer

A notional instrument for measuring bogosity. Compare the Troll-O-Meter and the ‘wankometer’ described in the wank entry; see also bogus.

A man in a suit attempted to con me, but my bogometer exposed his bogosity and I escaped without being ripped off.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

boof specimen

A used piece of toilet paper

Little Timmy just learned how to go number 2, but oops, he dropped a little boof specimen on the bathroom floor.

by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016

boofem

a fat cunt

did you see ariah? yeah she’s boofem

by scootishboofem January 1, 2019

Boof Moof

An imaginary dog with a dick bigger than Hulks

Dude, what the hell, is that a Boof Moof

by Boof Moof April 16, 2019

Oof Boof Skidoof

When you just fucking destroy your enemies in a game of uno

*after playing four +2s and two +4s*
“You just got oof boof skidoofed, you dumb cunt!”

by Yeezy Eater September 17, 2018

Hoover boof

When you stick a tooter up your pooper and vaccuum the drug into your anus. A mix between snorting and boofing.

After Johnny dealt out the lines, Janice dropped trough, grabbed a McDonald's straw, and Hoover boofed a rockstar.

by Jimmy Boofit November 5, 2019

Boof

Something of low quality, something very unappealing, or a situation that isn't very fair.

a. "This video game I just bought is so boof, dude."

b. "I would go to that concert, but it looks like it's going to be pretty boof."

c. "My whole day has been boof."

by FRZYKA1 May 27, 2012