bachelorette

A glamourous name sluts give themselves.

"Hi, I'm a bachelorette, I need cock in every orifice"

by johnbarker January 10, 2004

confirmed bachelor

Polite euphemism for a gay man (from Victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry.)

You may be desperate to marry, but don't go after Dale; he's a confirmed bachelor.

by H.C. S. February 7, 2007

bachelor's dish rag

A sock filled to the brim with semen.

Ugh, I stepped on Dave's Bachelor's Dish Rag.

by BeefTeef December 21, 2017

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)

He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.

by talacatori January 25, 2005

Bachelor's Grip

1) The higher than average grip strength commonly seen in men who have been single for several years due to excessive masturbation.

After a crushing handshake Andy described David as having a "bachelor's grip"

by naw_ye_didnae January 31, 2017

Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal

I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.

by Smelface April 8, 2017

bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020