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Above Average Joe

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.
Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019
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Average

Unknow concept for idiot like mnema Geoff. Average is in range between ft 9 and 5 ft 10 and ideal height according European's survey opinion that you can find digiting "Statista ideal height" is beeteen 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1, therefore short is below 5 ft 8.5 and 6 ft is not borderline height
"It's more important opinion of statistic institute about average and ideal height or a beggars like mnema Geoff, your mother will be raped and will died of breast cancer and I'm so happy
by Sedorf1995 November 29, 2021
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Anerism

Having an intense, violent, and nasty seizure, causing people to think you are insane. The symptoms of having an anerism are: Wild gargling voice pitches, muscle spasms, bone bending, loss of bladder control, and licking your forehead. If you experience any of these symptoms, get a doctor.... fast,
*Girl flipping out after getting dumped* Boy: holy crap are you having an Anerism?
by Iaintnoniggaimmawhigganigga October 21, 2012
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Average Penis

The average penis is anywhere from 5-6.5 inches in length and 4.5-5 inches in girth (around, circumference) when erect. Flaccid length varies, so any measurements of a flaccid penis doesn't really reveal any information.
Friend 1: I am sad because my penis is only 5 inches long!

Friend 2: Man, don't worry, nerves in women usually only go about three inches past the vaginal opening, there's a reason most men are 5-6 inches long- any more is practically a waste of space! It's fine, you have an average penis.

Friend 1: Yay! Also, I'm only 3 inches around!

Friend 2: Well, that just sucks.
by girth_brooks February 14, 2010
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ainer

The act of joining Skype calls and remaining silent throughout other' mutual conversations. This induces suspicions of creepiness among other participants of the Skype call.
I absolutely disdain individuals who ainer into a Skype call.
by EnigmaticPrism May 16, 2014
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averia

a strong independent women, don't underestimate her she's quick minded and has a few tricks she'll like to show. she can fight well, full with passion. She can be the kindest person but can be the meanest, she doesn't like to hurt others. once your her friend then she'll never turn her back on you again. her loyalty is second to none. she is a queen and should be treated like one. she get hurt and betrayed by a lot and does not do the same. if you come across her don't take her for granted. remember she's all love but can be attracted by hate. she like nick names so giver her one. her favorite name is alex. she has lost many so help her regain love, Averia has a goddest looks
love is only as good as averia
averia the one you love
by hitta.alex April 24, 2020
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Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.
The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.
by Milf Maestro May 3, 2021
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