autims

Pretending to be autistic.

Please be patient I have autims.

by flat_knife August 2, 2018

Antimicrobial Peptides

Antimicrobial peptides are super natural things. They do things for you like killing bacteria, which can help prevent (bacteriostatic) AND get rid of (bacteriocidal) INFECTIONS. Infections can be GROSS and HARD TO GET RID OF. That makes them super natural and MAGIC. Magicians are known sometimes as SORCERERS. Magic is fun for PARTY TRICKS. Sorcery kills people sometimes in a MAGICAL HAPPENSTANCE.

Please pass the antimicrobial peptides.

by A Laser Cat March 8, 2010

antimiscuous

Having no transient, casual sexual relationships; being opposed to shallow, frivolous relationships (antonym of promiscuous)

He's an old-fashioned, faithful, antimiscuous kind of guy.

by pedantical_one May 1, 2016

Antimurphical

Events occurring in opposition to Murphy's law

The substantial financial bonus upon completion of the project was truly antimurphical.

by purple drummer May 3, 2017

Austimo

Normal people who acts like they have autism.

Austin, stop acting like that. You are making yourself an austimo right now.

by TakeNoTime November 12, 2017

autiana

A very sexy girl that can play basketball and dance very good,has a lot of hair and does her own thing and wants to be a star.Everybody know who she is.she cares about anyone and everyone doesn’t care what people says.

Me: dang she’s on fine girl

Me: must be a Autiana

by TherealGeorge April 22, 2018

antimetabole

A figure of speech in which the first half of words in a sentence are repeated in a different order/way in the second half of the sentence.

"fair is foul, and foul is fair" -The witches in Macbeth.
"hey did you know if you reverse the words in a sentence it's an antimetabole ?"

by moonbites July 26, 2018