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attention whoring

The act of being an wordattention whore/word.
My latest livejournal update was just attention whoring!
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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Atte

Atte is the only synonym to the name Chuck Norris. Atte is also the name of the most awesome kickass dude there ever will be and Atte is the ancient Turk-ryssmenistan god of pleasure.
-I've got problems pleasing my woman sexually.
-You better pray to the Atte then.
by kioskmongo February 4, 2010
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short attention span

when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings

someone is easily distracted
OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span.
by Idontknowcomputer November 22, 2013
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A beaver attempt

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.
Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008
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attending-level car

an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money
med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.

medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.
by MinDsnatch June 3, 2009
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Gamer Attention Deficit

A temporary attentiveness of the brain to the outside world when engaged in intense gameplay. Usually the victim uses easy quick words to get the person thats talking to them away faster.. Also very dramatic when the an event occurs (i.e. winning or losing)
Friend 1: Yo man im usin your bathroom
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!
by Jesse Verbiski October 27, 2007
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Retards Attempting Poetry

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.
People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.
by Mark Twain May 7, 2005
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