lights are on but nobody is at home

It means you are stupid.

She is not a very bright girl, the lights are on but nobody is at home.

by dannetobbe October 21, 2015

stay at home mom

This term is commonly used on facebook to indicate that you are a baby momma on welfare with at least one, but more likely, multiple children born out of wedlock with each child by a different baby daddy. The baby daddies are typically criminals and drug addicts. These women use the term in an attempt to elevate their status, but most people see through the ruse and know they are nothing but lazy, uneducated, drug addled hoochies.

Susan: Did you see Tiffany's facebook page? It says her employment status is a stay at home mom.
Bill: Really? Last I heard, she was staying with her dealer a few blocks down. She must have gotten knocked up again. I'm surprised child protective services hasn't taken her kids away yet. When they do, she will really be hurting from losing all those welfare benefits.

by Miner'sCanary June 24, 2015

stay-at-home Charlie

A common phrase in Hertfordshire, England, this jocular compound is virtually synonymous with homeboy, though with perhaps more couth-potatoey connotations.

I'm too much of a stay-at-home Charlie to go travelling in my gap year.

by anycon April 4, 2005

chicken-at-home

adj./n.
1. See chicken at home.

Chicken-at-home is fun-to-eat.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

The War at Home

1.Another huge ass mistake made by fox.
2.The terrible show on the Fox Sunday line-up that replace one of Fox's greatest shows arrested development. Unfornately the show comes on between The Simpsons and Family Guy and so regretably, you will end up watching it anyway. Although it will probably stay on the air as long as many other fox shows, it still sucks bad.

"I sat through another episode of The War at Home last night. I swear to god I almost had to shoot myself."

by Lol Panda September 4, 2008

leave the broken ones at home

to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.

1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?

Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.

2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!

Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.

by Rondell. August 26, 2009

chicken-at-home

See chicken at home

Mike's a chicken-at-home.

by hydroponics May 27, 2003