Ashena

The most amazing, funniest, kindest, sweetest, trustworthiest, most caring, cute, perfect, and funniest person to ever exist. They are Human Cinnamon rolls. If you ever hurt them, you are a cruel idiot. They give the best hugs a person could ever give, and if you get into a best friend relationship with them, you will not be disappointed. They are also extremely adorable/cute o3o Ashena will never let you down when you need her.

Guy 1: Dude, Ashena is the nicest person I've ever met!!
Guy 2: I know right, I look up to her for inspiration.

by AngleManOFLife June 6, 2018

Asenmusikk

Boring acoustic music.

Jason Mraz is the ultimate asenmusikk

by whazzzuuup January 30, 2008

Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself

"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"

by Strange Brew October 13, 2012

aspen downhill

When a chic is sitting between two guys jerking them off simultaneously, simulating a downhill skier!

Aspen downhill

by Bone Miller February 18, 2014

Ascended Meme

Sometimes a meme about a work, that wasn't originally included in the original, attracts the attention of the author responsible for that artwork, and the original author decides to actually include it in their future artwork.

One webcomic that made new comedy out of old Garfield strips by removing the title character so it seemed that Jon was a lonely delusional weirdo, was made into a book actually endorsed by writer Jim Davis, too, and complete with several Garfield Minus Garfield actually made by Davis himself. This is an excellent example of an ascended meme.

by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018

aftenis

Michael Afton’s penis

All Michael Afton simps want aftenis

by 3xoticleth March 10, 2022

bitch antenna

Another word for the female Ovaries.

Violet Pinkerton would sell her left bitch antenna for a pony.

by Powersawtothepeople August 17, 2017