sasquatchutory rape

When a person has sex with someone that is at least two feet or more shorter than they are. This is similar to statutory rape in the sense that it can be consensual but defies either a societal law or falls into the category of taboo.

1) Yao Ming having sexual relations with anyone that is five foot six or shorter would be sasquatchutory rape.
2) I imagine that there would be many instances of sasquatchutory rape if TLC did a 'behind closed doors' episode of that show _Little People Big World_.
3) That guy on that Nat Geo show _taboo_ commits sasquatchutory rape with his dwarf girlfriend. They say their sex life is very interesting.

by trombonegod99 January 11, 2012

assquach

A male or female who is both bulky and hairy.

Greg is an assquach, he has to shave his shoulders.

by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

Flying Sasquatch

An evolved form of sasquatch that has gained the abiltiy to levitate at will.

Its a bird,its a plane, no its a Flying Sasquatch.

by Chrisopher Gonzalez November 9, 2007

Sasquatch tits

Fat kid in sport playing dodgeball with his tits bouncing when throwing the ball

Damn, Robert's brother has huge sasquatch tits

by The Inc May 11, 2006

Sasquatch

A crabby old homeless woman who lives in Chicago and main food is berries. Its main hobbies include burning down apartments and making sure that other sasquatches don't steal her berries.

"Dude did you see the sasquatch with all those berries?"
"yeah she burnt down my home"

by Yetiman October 23, 2007

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 14, 2004

messin' with sasquatch

to entertain the advances of an unattractive, beastly woman, usually at a bar or club. Often influenced by the later hours of the night when beer goggles are in full effect. Also usually followed by a buddy coming in to save you by whatever means necessary. The phrase is rooted in a popular national Beef Jerky commercial.

"Look at Brent over there at the bar! He's messin with sasquatch! somebody go save him!"

OR

"Dude, who was that hideous girl you were talking to last night?"

"I don't know man, whenever I drink to much I always end up messin' with sasquatch"

by DeePeezy December 12, 2007