A crabby old homeless woman who lives in Chicago and main food is berries. Its main hobbies include burning down apartments and making sure that other sasquatches don't steal her berries.
"Dude did you see the sasquatch with all those berries?"
"yeah she burnt down my home"
a creature that is half yeti half dinosaur, or an ugly old teacher.
"Dude did you see that yetisaur" -person 1
"Yeah she was really really old and ugly" person 2