assume

verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.

Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

by Mak&T September 5, 2008

Assume

to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't

When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!

by Alice Green March 21, 2010

Assumptious

adjective

to frequently assume things

Katie thinks whenever she sees a guy stumbling around he must be drunk. She's very assumptious.

by Arrrbee August 20, 2006

Assume the position

assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.

For example if I want to do my girlfriend doggie style I will tell her to assume the position.

by Old mr Fickelsworth gots game January 29, 2010

assumption school

A feminist school in Morristown New Jersey. Works you well but is very inside the box. Incredibly racist and unfunny students. I swear half of the school vapes. People are fake and half the teachers which are all female are lesbian with another teacher. I went here for 8 years and it is either a really good experience or it isn’t.

Assumption school is a school

by Yes_No February 16, 2018

ASSUME

When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.

If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.

by One who ASSUMEs to much November 19, 2013

assumptionist

A person that assumes the wrong thing all the time.

Brian Assumed Rey was sleeping with Janien .That Brian is an assumptionist.

by CortezV January 9, 2008