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When a person says or does something in a manner reminiscent of a total fucking jerk because, they innately believe or have been told it is how they should act in order to score with someone of the opposite sex and they are just to stupid to realize that the behavior is not cool and that they are just being a complete asshole.
You have to understand that as women age they are looking for different types of men and that childish, over confident assholian behavior might work with even the under 35 set but, believe me it won't work with most women over 40.
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While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer.
Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect.
While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer.
Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect.
I saw a cop fall off his horse and land face first. His assholes did not survive.
Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes.
Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps?
No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack.
Disgusting!
Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band...
Let me take a guess: 311?
YES! How did you know?
Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them.
Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes.
Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps?
No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack.
Disgusting!
Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band...
Let me take a guess: 311?
YES! How did you know?
Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 8, 2010
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Get the Assholish mug.Outright-assholism is the practice of being an outright asshole. Not to be confused with it's antithetical art form known as subtle-assholism.
The term was coined in an essay titled "The Middle Class Renaissance: Otherwise Known As The Rise of Subtle-Assholism" to express the opposing force of assholism in the world today, to the up and coming force of subtle-assholism.
The term was coined in an essay titled "The Middle Class Renaissance: Otherwise Known As The Rise of Subtle-Assholism" to express the opposing force of assholism in the world today, to the up and coming force of subtle-assholism.
1. His outright-assholism was manifested in his repeated position of calling everyone a little bitch, and by reving his car engine on his lowered and air-bagged S-10.
2. He decided to manifest his mastery of outright-assholism by cutting people off in traffic, and blasting his loud music in an attempt to seem "cool".
2. He decided to manifest his mastery of outright-assholism by cutting people off in traffic, and blasting his loud music in an attempt to seem "cool".
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