assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Asscarrot

A word for a the penis. A human part that belongs on a man.

You have a huge asscarrot in your pants.

by Mia Rose February 2, 2007

asstard

Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.

"You stupid asstard!"

by K-Statik October 30, 2003

Assface

(1) A person who, out of lack of intelligence or ignorance is making a fool out of him or her self, (2) Drop-dead ugly

"Straighten up, assface, people are watching."
"Holy Shit -- that guy has an assface."

by M. A. Melton June 1, 2006

assface

noun - a person whose behavior is so completely and utterly atrocious that the only explanation is that the person has an ass for a face and as such must live up (or down as it were) to the face.

Those insane extremists who blame disastrous, natural phenomena on God punishing, the gay community, the historical slave owners, and the all encompassing "sinners". Those people? Assfaces.

by Soobee July 18, 2008

assface

a term used to insult an individual who's facial features are equivalent in attractiveness to an ass.

"Man Jamie, you are such an assface."

"That guy is such an assface."

by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009

assface

1. A person or personsthat always looks for the easy way out 2. A person or persons that always try to mooch off people 3. Cheap or frugal 4. Old and decrepit

Steve is an assface because he tried to scam me out of a free lunch

by TheKingOfHeat June 2, 2010