An ASKHOLE is someone who asks for advice, then negates it verbally
immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.
immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.
John: Hey Steve! Where's a good place to golf?
Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!
I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!
Don't be an ASKHOLE John!
Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!
I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!
Don't be an ASKHOLE John!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? March 1, 2024

Beware of her, she's an askhole
by KitKat987654321 March 15, 2018

A Person who consantly asks for your advice but ALWAYS does the exact oposite of what you told him to do
PersonA: "Man Jim asked me what to get at Subway and I told him to get a 6" Corned Beef and he took a Salad!"
PersonB:"he is such an Askhole!"
PersonB:"he is such an Askhole!"
by Tsume_Akuma November 26, 2016

by Anna_1126 May 5, 2016

An askhole is someone who constantly asks you for advice, yet does the exact opposite of what you tell them.
by oobie14 November 5, 2014

Joe asked me if he should go in the pool. I said no then he jumped in right in front of my face. Such an askhole
by Crookmam July 25, 2025

by ghost.exe September 30, 2018
