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Arab-Americans

According to the ADC of New Jersey: "In general, Arab-Americans are better educated than the average American. More of them attend college, and they earn masters or higher degrees at twice the average rate. Because they tend to be well educated and of working age, their work force rates are high. Eighty percent of Arab-Americans aged 16 and older were employed in 1990, compared with 60 percent of all Americans. In addition, only 7 percent of Arab-American entrepreneurs receive public assistance, compared with 1.7 percent of non-Arab-Americans."

So I would like to take a moment to say "suck it" to all of you uneducated Fox viewers because it has been statistically proven that Arab-Americans are harder, more educated workers and citizens than you. And let's face it, if you like Fox and follow the "teachings" of Glenn Beck, you are MUCH further down than the average American.

DISCLAIMER: The average American is of a high esteem. But not the Fox viewer.
A shortened list of notable Arab-Americans:
Vince Vaughn, Tony Shalhoub, Fredwreck, Shakira, Salma Hayek, Paula Abdul, Omar Sheika, Helen Thomas, Victoria Reggie Kennedy, James Zogby, George Joulwan, Zainab Salbi, John Abizaid, Steve Jobs, John Zogby, George A. Samara, Ahmed Zewail.
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Arab Fireworks

A term used to describe celebrating special occasions by firing off automatic weapons (typically assault rifles, though submachine guns also work) into the air. Term is derived from the predominantly Middle Eastern practice of firing AK-47's into the air after weddings or similar occasions. While reckless, it is also a source of amusement.
Oh, look. Abdullah's celebrating his daughter's marriage with Arab Fireworks. Better get inside, unless you wanna be there when the bullets start falling down.
by Hicap June 16, 2009
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Arab Shuffle

When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
That man Arab shuffled into me in the store. What an asshole!
by crackcocainmofo December 13, 2014
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arab moolah

I was just in Dubia, and they got that arab moolah.
by Arab Moolah May 6, 2015
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Arab Spring

The Arab Spring refers to the current crop of pro-democracy uprisings currently (2011) sweeping the Middle East and North Africa. The "spring" is in contrast to the "winter" of oppression that many of these countries have experienced in the past.

The Arab Spring began in Tunisia, with the self-immolation of a vegetable seller named Mohammed Bouazizi. This kicked off a wave of protests that ended with the ouster of Tunisian president Zine el Abidine Ben Ali. Similar protests (and self-immolations) soon followed around the Middle East/North Africa region. More information can be found in pretty much any newspaper and/or Wikipedia.
The Arab Spring will eventually lead to a free Middle East.
'Arab Summer' isn't defined...yet.--Urban Dictionary
by ArabSpring April 14, 2011
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arab heights

another name for Sterling Heights Michigan that is often full of Chaldeans. Cannot go a mile without seeing a liquor store, gas station, or fruit market without overpriced junk that they buy with their EBT cards.

Oh, and watch out for the dodge chargers with dealer plates. Chances are, they are going to cut you off. Their way or the highway.
"Hey, want to go to Sterling Heights Amigo?"
"You mean Arab Heights? Lets go to Rochester instead"
by Mr Obvious 1 June 1, 2014
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Arab Jew

"Why is that Arab wearing a Yarmulke?"
"He must be an Arab Jew!"
by the walking DICKtionary April 10, 2017
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