Abstinence

Something that does not work.

9/10 chastity vow takers break their pledge.

Abstinence does not work

by Animalzap August 22, 2009

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abstinence

The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.

"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"

by Nick April 11, 2005

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Abstinence

It is a word for people that can't get any pussy or dick.

My friend is 300Lbs so she chose to be Abstinence.

by Ajuntapall January 18, 2009

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involuntary abstinence

The sufferings of a loser that refrains from sex, simply because he cannot get any

Hey John, have you lost your v-card yet?
No, I am suffering from involuntary abstinence.
Oh, sorry bro, that sucks.

by xCynicaLManiaCx March 12, 2013

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abstinence

1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.

2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.

look at that babe, such a waste for her to beleive in abstinence

by Theribus September 29, 2005

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"Leave of abstinence" is a term used to describe when a person stops their voluntary restraint from indulging in bodily activities that are widely experienced as giving pleasure. Most frequently, abstinence refers to sexual abstinence, or abstention from narcotics, alcohol, tobacco, caffeine or food.

Man speaking: "My friend abstains from sex, but now he says he wants to get laid, so he's on a "leave of abstinence."

by demographic-man June 14, 2011

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