We knew Rick was beatin' it inside the tent, so the 4 of us began circling the tent in an Apache Love Song.
by Rondo Boner October 15, 2009

A fake gender identity that shows you are an ugly pubescent boy who is insecure and desperate for attention because your dick is so small you could never do a helicopter
“Sorry, I use they/them pronouns, I’m non-binary”
The boys: “oh yeah and I identify as a fucking Apache attack helicopter you social reject.”
The boys: “oh yeah and I identify as a fucking Apache attack helicopter you social reject.”
by Phaguette69 June 10, 2021

by Stupid Word Guy May 1, 2019

Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"
by Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren February 19, 2022

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

when you ejaculate on your partner's forehead then throw feathers at her face giving her an Apache feather headdress.
by marctar December 18, 2008
