You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

dickhead and a half

1. Used to describe a person that is beyond being a simple dickhead.

2. A pompous, arrogant son of a bitch, who is so full of themselves that they make the average Joe Dickhead appear acceptable.

3. The nastiest and meanest of all dickheads.

Co-worker #1: Geez, our new boss is a helluva dickhead.
Co-worker #2: True, but he isn't as bad as that dickhead and a half we had before him.

by Major E. Reckshun October 10, 2010

rock and a hard place

in a tight spot; having to make an impossible decision; a lose-lose situation

Shack wants to go to her best fish's birthday, but she already promised to go out of town with her friend. she is between a rock and a hard place.

by don't hate me February 4, 2005

two days and a wake up

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016

bunch-and-a-half

A considerable amount of things of the same kind, more than what would normally be considered as "a bunch."

I've got a bunch of speeding tickets, but George has a bunch-and-a-half.

by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

Pop and a Wheel

Slang for a pizza and a beer.

Originating in Toronto, Canada at Eataly Birroteca

I went to the brewery and ordered "a pop and a Wheel"

by Steve 1948493 September 30, 2021

gentleman and a scholar

Exclaimed when some one goes out of their way to do something beneficial to you and others with you.

John: Fuck, I don't have enough money to buy weed for tonight.

Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!

John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!

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Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!

Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!

Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!

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Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a drug test today.

Jack: *zip*

Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!

by ScholarofaGentleman May 5, 2006