One of the greatest bands EVER, my favorite of all time. Fucking kick ass. <br>Their lyrics are total poetry. None of that new emo shit is absolutely in no comparison to them.
"I'm tired of being bored <br>I'm through with the headaches and hiding my hands <br>That tremble like earthquakes <br>Under the table, under the daytime sky, <br>Good fucking bye." <br>-Alkaline Trio, Good Fucking Bye
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"My son Absalom! O my son, my son Absalom! If only I had died instead of you! O Absalom, my son, my son!" 2 Sam 19:1b JPS
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"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
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They took utopiaa game beyond the usual level and through strength, honour and silence they archieved goals out of the ordinary. Fair gameplay, tireless effort and endurance made the name of the society a legend.
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Hey they raped you?
No they are Absalom they don't do that.
Could I ask for a cease fire?
Yes they are absalom they will listen.
Was it a one in one war?
Of course, they were absalom
No they are Absalom they don't do that.
Could I ask for a cease fire?
Yes they are absalom they will listen.
Was it a one in one war?
Of course, they were absalom
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Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!
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