agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.

chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck

by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026

St. Agnes Academy

An all girls catholic school located on Bellaire Blvd. between Houston's chinatown and ghetto sharpstown. Their academics are a lot harder than its brother school next door. They're obsessed with their head of school and their claim to fame is that girl from Gilmore Girls who went there. If you go to Duchesne, you're basically irrelevant to them, and if you go to IWA, essentially nonexistent. Sorry you didn't get in :) Half of them are super libs and the other half are super conservative, there's not really much in between. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing sperries anymore, they all just wear tennis shoes. Every girl dresses and poses the same way on social media. If you don't have lots of friends on like every social media platform, you're irrelevant. They're obsessed with snapchat, but all they do is send blank selfies. They have a meme page. And a superiority complex. If they're not fish, most of them hate Strake and like all of them hate St. Thomas. A lot of them are misandrists. They love their neon dance. They'll snitch on you to your dean no matter what school you go to. They're the meanest and worst drivers on the face of this earth. You can't forget about the anime girls and lesbians, but they're all chill with each other. They live for talking shit tho #tea. All of them want to go to UT, but hardly any of them get in, so they end up at A&M or LSU. You'll see most of them in the bitchy southern sororities when they go to college.

St. Agnes Academy girl 1: omg a strake boy def wrote the last definition
Stag girl 2: omg sis tru #tea #gotigers

by mintpod March 23, 2019

St. Stephens & St. Agnes School

A private high school with great academics and athletics. If you live anywhere in AVA you probably should try to go to sssas. Not Episcopal( fucking 60,000 a year to just have someone else raise your kid to be surrounded by douche bags.. Not to mention 0 parties and nice cars EHS. Pretty much the laughing stock of AVA), not Ireton( a "private school" ur better off going to T.C. BI sucks at literally everything.), not T.C.(Broke boy's attend, plus serg...), not Gonzaga(your dick will actually shrink and ur such a faggot), and def not Landon( fucking gross). SSSAS guys and girls are usually very attractive, athletic, wealthy, and smart. There is a reason every other fucking school shows up to our parties. So if u want to pull poon come to SSSAS( if u can get in we dont take a dumbass)

He goes to St. Stephens & St. Agnes School, definitely has a huge cock.

by AVA facts May 24, 2018

Adeline Agnes Andromedon Frances Hollywood Dilligaf Harvey

A hilarious comedian from Ann Arbor, Michigan.

“I just saw Adeline Agnes Andromedon Frances Hollywood Dilligaf Harveys comedy show and she killed it!”

by Aaafhdhagent98 December 2, 2021

tragic agnes

if something is tragic agnes say it's tragic agnes

this is tragic agnes

by pink and orange girl July 13, 2019

St. Stephens and St. Agnes

A rletively chill IAC school. Unlike Prep (a bunch of guido fucks), Landon (faggots), EHS (douche bags who don't have cars or loving parents. party at chicken out guys!), Bullis (the epitome of maryland trash, this school should be in south jersey), and stalbans (gay douche bags. tim russerts kid goes there, thats says enought, those fucks). The Saints excell at drinking and girls sports. The main difference between SSSAS and the other IAC schools is that altough we can all get into good colleges based on our high schools, Saints aren't faggots. And TC people are poor, so they don't get to have an opinion about our school, they can only get ready for their next class in gas pumping or minimum wage job working 101. those proletariat fucks.

St. Stephens and St. Agnes kids are chill, unlike the rest of the IAC which makes me want to tightly grasp the soap and make sure it doesn't drop.

by rushlimbaugh November 29, 2004

Mary-Agnes

Mary-Agnes' are always the sweet girls of the group. Coined to be named just 'Mary'. Mary-Agnes' are always welcoming to newcomers and can not stand to be hated. Beautiful and stunning, Mary-Agnes' will usually act shy at large gatherings, but will then soon liven up any party. Known to strangers as 'innocent'. Mary-Agnes' are usually short, but that adds to their fantastic character. They feel most comfortable in the presence of their closest friends. Loved by everyone. Best friend's with Bianca's.

Girl 1: Who was THAT?!
Girl 2: Probably another Mary-Agnes.
Girl 1: Damn. So jealous.

by March. January 22, 2012